Wilbur Soot - Your New Boyfriend

G  G7  Em  C

G
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
     B
When I was a kid on VOIP
  Em
I thought when I get older
    C            Cm 
I'd marry her, I told her
G
Now I'm 26 and I  work in an office
B
9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
Em
 If I could change a single thing
C            Cm            C
 I'd make it me and not him

    C                 Cm                      G
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat
C                    Cm                  G
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
    C                    Cm
And even though he's got social skills
     G                        G7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him,
      G                   B             C    Cm
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, ohoh
A                       A7
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

Woo

G  Bm  Em  C  Cm

G
Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared
    B
The one that took you away from me
Em
 You hit it off instantly
  C                         Cm 
I know, cause you won't stop telling me
     G
I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
B
Push against his fashion sense
     Em
I've thought about what he looks like nude
C                   Cm
 (I'm not gay though)

G
      G                      B
Cause she's living the dream
    Em
Oh, she's living the dream
     C                 Cm
From back when we were seventeen
G                      B
She's living the dream
    Em
Oh, she's living the dream
     C                 Cm
From back when we were seventeen
G
How on earth can I be saved?

When I'm one click away from insane
Em
 I just think that I deserve
  C              Cm 
A little bit of what I earned
    G
I'm not gonna make another scene
    B
the one I made when I was 23
          Em                           C  Cm  Am11
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
 

    C                 Cm                      G
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat
C                    Cm                  G
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
    C                    Cm
And even though he's got social skills
     G                        G7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him,
      G                   B             C    Cm
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, ohoh
A                       A7
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

G  Bm  Em  C  Cm

  G                       B
I think about you everyday
   Em                   C    Cm
So how on earth can I be saved
  G                      B
I think about him a lot as well
Em                        C    Cm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
             G
Cause you're beauty
        B
And you're grace
     Em                  C           Cm
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
G              B
 I want you to notice me
Em                   C     Cm              G
 With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
              B
I want you to care
Em                    C    Cm
 I want to smell your hair
G