G G7 Em C
G
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
B
When I was a kid on VOIP
Em
I thought when I get older
C Cm
I'd marry her, I told her
G
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
B
9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
Em
If I could change a single thing
C Cm C
I'd make it me and not him
C Cm G
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat
C Cm G
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
C Cm
And even though he's got social skills
G G7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C Cm
Anyway, make the most of him,
G B C Cm
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, ohoh
A A7
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
Woo
G Bm Em C Cm
G
Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared
B
The one that took you away from me
Em
You hit it off instantly
C Cm
I know, cause you won't stop telling me
G
I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
B
Push against his fashion sense
Em
I've thought about what he looks like nude
C Cm
(I'm not gay though)
G
G B
Cause she's living the dream
Em
Oh, she's living the dream
C Cm
From back when we were seventeen
G B
She's living the dream
Em
Oh, she's living the dream
C Cm
From back when we were seventeen
G
How on earth can I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
Em
I just think that I deserve
C Cm
A little bit of what I earned
G
I'm not gonna make another scene
B
the one I made when I was 23
Em C Cm Am11
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
C Cm G
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat
C Cm G
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
C Cm
And even though he's got social skills
G G7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C Cm
Anyway, make the most of him,
G B C Cm
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, ohoh
A A7
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
G Bm Em C Cm
G B
I think about you everyday
Em C Cm
So how on earth can I be saved
G B
I think about him a lot as well
Em C Cm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
G
Cause you're beauty
B
And you're grace
Em C Cm
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
G B
I want you to notice me
Em C Cm G
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
B
I want you to care
Em C Cm
I want to smell your hair
G