D Bm Em A
D Bm Em A
D Bm
If you were a wise man, baby, you would
Drop
Em A
Every other ho, ho, ho and put me on
Top
D Bm
Up there on your tree, better treat me
Like a star
Em
Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough
A
Spend it on my heart
G Gm
Fuck the jet, send the sleigh
Gbm
It's a packed holiday, and I got
A
Options, babe
D Bm
If you don't wanna buy me presents
Em A
Drink me like a warm glass of milk
D Bm
If you're not gonna race here from the
Em A
North Pole to Beverly Hills
Gbm Em
Just to keep my stocking filled
A D
Well, I know somebody who will
Bm
(Somebody who will, uh huh, somebody
Em A
Who will, somеbody who will)
D
Hе's a little bit older (Like super
Bm
Old)
Em
Got a bit of a dad bod
A
From a city that's colder
D
But damn' it, he's so hot
He knows when I'm sleepin'
Bm
And he knows when I'm no ot
Em
Haven't like seen him in a while
A
He's probably just busy at his workshop
G
Fuck the jet , send the
Gm
Sleigh
Gbm
It's a packed holiday, and I got
A
Options, babe
D Bm
If you don't wanna buy me presents
Em A
Drink me like a warm glass of milk
D Bm
If you're not gonna race
Em A
Here from the North Pole to Beverly
Hills
Gbm Em
Just to keep my stocking filled
A D
Well, I know somebody who will
Bm Em
(Somebody who will, somebody who will
A
Somebody who will)
D Bm
If you don't wanna buy me presents
Em A
Drink me like a warm glass of milk
D Bm
If you're not gonna race here
Em A
From the North Pole to Beverly Hills
Gbm Em
Just to keep my stocking filled (Ooh
Ooh)
Oh, I know somebody who will