E Gb
I was supposed to be sent away
Ebm Abm
But they forgot to come and get me
B/D# E Gb
I was a functioning
Alcoholic till nobody
Bmaj7 Abm
Noticed my new aesthetic
B/D# E Gb
All of this to say:
Ebm
I hope you're okay
Abm
But you're the reason
B/D# E Gb
And no one here's to blame
Bmaj7 Abm
But what about your quiet treason
B/D# E Gb
And for a fortnight, there we were
Forever running to you
Ebm Abm
Sometimes ask about the weather
B/D# E
Now, you're in my backyard
Gb
Turned into good neighbours
Bmaj7
Your wife waters flowers
Abm B/D#
I wanna kill her
E Gb
All my mornings are mondays
Ebm Abm
Stuck in an endless February
B/D# E Gb
I took the miracle move on drug
Bmaj7 Abm
The effects were temporary
B/D# E Gb
And I love you, it's ruining my life
Ebm Abm
B/D# E Gb
I touched you for only a fortnight
Bmaj7 Abm
, but I touched you
B/D# E Gb
And for a fortnight, there we were
Forever running to you
Ebm Abm
Sometimes ask about the weather
B/D# E
Now, you're in my backyard
Gb
Turned into good neighbours
Bmaj7
Your wife waters flowers
Abm
I wanna kill her
B/D# E Gb
And for a fortnight, there we were
Together, running to you
Ebm Abm
Sometimes come and tug my sweater
E
Now, you're at the mailbox
Gb
Turned into good neighbours
B
My husband is cheating
Abm
I wanna kill him
B/D# E Gb
And I love you, it's ruining my life
Ebm Abm
B/D# E Gb
I touched you for only a fortnight
B Abm
, I touched you
B/D# E Gb
And I love you, it's ruining my life
Ebm Abm
B/D# E Gb
I touched you for only a fortnight
B Abm
, I touched you
B/D# E Gb
I'm calling ya, but you won't pick up
Ebm Abm
‘Nother fortnight lost in America
B/D# E Gb
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
B Abm
But it won't start up till you touch
Touch, touch me
E Gb
I'm calling ya, but you won't pick up
Ebm Abm
‘Nother fortnight lost in America
E Gb
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
B Abm
But it won't start up till you touch
Touch, touch you