C  G  Am  F

C                                 G
 You booked the night train for a reason
             Am                   F
So you could sit there in this hurt
C                          G
 Bustling crowds or silent sleepers
       Am                  F
You're not sure which is worse

         C                               G
Because I dropped your hand while dancing
                           Am
Left you out there standing
 
Crestfallen on the landing
F
Champagne problems

C                              G
 Your mom's ring in your pocket
                         Am
My picture in your wallet
 
Your heart was glass, I dropped it
F
Champagne problems

C  G  Am  F

C                           G
 You told your family for a reason
    Am                F
You couldn't keep it in
C                                G
 Your sister splashed out on the bottle
    Am              F
Now no one's celebrating

C                            G
 Dom Pérignon, you brought it
                             Am
No crowd of friends applauded
 
Your hometown skeptics called it
F
Champagne problems

C                                   G
 You had a speech, you're speechless
                                Am
Love slipped beyond your reaches
 
And I couldn't give a reason
F
Champagne problems

C  G  Am  F

C                                G
 Your Midas touch on the Chevy door
                                  Am
November flush and your flannel cure
 
"This dorm was once a madhouse"
  F
I made a joke, "Well, it's made for me"
   C                         G
How evergreen, our group of friends
                                   Am
Don't think we'll say that word again
                                   F
And soon they'll have the nerve to deck the halls
 
That we once walked through
C
One for the money, two for the show
  G
I never was ready so I watch you go
    Am
Sometimes you just don't know the answer
     F
'Til someone's on their knees and asks you
     C
"She would've made such a lovely bride
       G
What a shame she's fucked in the head," they said
    Am
But you'll find the real thing instead
       F
She'll patch up your tapestry that I shred

C                                G
 And hold your hand while dancing
                        Am
Never leave you standing
                          F
Crestfallen on the landing
 
With champagne problems

C                              G
 Your mom's ring in your pocket
                          Am
Her picture in your wallet
 
You won't remember all my
F
Champagne problems

C  G  Am
         You won't remember all my
F
Champagne problems
 
C  G  Am  F  C